Man some people never get tired of their own bullshit
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crazy that the guy who made Minecraft cant get laid mfer is literally a billionare
it feels sometimes
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lastmemehero on Instagram: "🍀🍀🍀 Once upon a time in a small village, a curious stork decided to build its nest on top of a power pole. "What a perfect spot," thought the stork. "Great view, no neighbors, and no predators!" The villagers, however, were less thrilled. Every time they looked up, they saw twigs, leaves, and feathers dangerously close to the wires. "That stork is going to short-circuit the whole village!" grumbled old Mr. Schmidt. The local fire department was called in to handle the situation. Firefighter Frank scratched his head. “How do you convince a stork to move out?” he wondered. After some deliberation, they came up with a brilliant plan: water persuasion. The fire truck rolled up, and Frank aimed the hose. With a mighty whoosh, a jet of water shot into the sky, soaking the stork and its newly built nest. The stork, thoroughly unimpressed, squawked angrily. “Hey! I just finished decorating!” it seemed to say as it flapped its wings and flew off to a nearby tree. The villagers cheered. “Good job, Frank!” But the stork, sitting smugly in its new treetop nest, had the last laugh. The tree happened to stand right above the mayor’s car. The next morning, the mayor found his car covered in white "gifts." From the tree, the stork gave a triumphant squawk. Moral of the story: Never mess with a stork’s home unless you’re ready for some... personalized revenge."
116K likes, 464 comments - lastmemehero on November 26, 2024: "🍀🍀🍀 Once upon a time in a small village, a curious stork decided to build its nest on top of a power pole. "What a perfect spot," thought the stork. "Great view, no neighbors, and no predators!" The villagers, however, were less thrilled. Every time they looked up, they saw twigs, leaves, and feathers dangerously close to the wires. "That stork is going to short-circuit the whole village!" grumbled old Mr. Schmidt. The local fire department was called in to handle the situation. Firefighter Frank scratched his head. “How do you convince a stork to move out?” he wondered. After some deliberation, they came up with a brilliant plan: water persuasion. The fire truck rolled up, and Frank aimed the hose. With a mighty whoosh, a jet of water shot into the sky, soaking the stork and its newly built nest. The stork, thoroughly unimpressed, squawked angrily. “Hey! I just finished decorating!” it seemed to say as it flapped its wings and flew off to a nearby tree. The villagers cheered. “Good job, Frank!” But the stork, sitting smugly in its new treetop nest, had the last laugh. The tree happened to stand right above the mayor’s car. The next morning, the mayor found his car covered in white "gifts." From the tree, the stork gave a triumphant squawk. Moral of the story: Never mess with a stork’s home unless you’re ready for some... personalized revenge.".
Matt Lopes on Instagram: "Hi, this is the Autobot's lawyer. My client did not know it had people inside. Please vote not guilty. Who am i kidding idgaf how you vote, our prison walls cant contain this thing anyways."
594K likes, 1,148 comments - mattlopes on November 9, 2024: "Hi, this is the Autobot's lawyer. My client did not know it had people inside. Please vote not guilty. Who am i kidding idgaf how you vote, our prison walls cant contain this thing anyways.".
It’s Saturday so I be scrolling and eating
LETS GO TIME TO EAT SOME BIRD
feeling bad for anyone who grew up w/o pets that sucks sorry yall 🥺
fully committed to hating on the haters