Neil

@NeilPollyTicks
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Not a real parrot▪️¡No pasarán! 🇪🇺🕯▪️ history, science, sci-fi & politics▪️puns & wordplay, occasionally sweary (just like in real life)▪️#FBPE #ProgressiveAlliance ▪️ NatSci ▪️Hull City #hcafc 🐯▪️Pratcheteer 🎩 GNU STP▪️NHS 💙
True but only three channels so tuning wasn’t hard 😂
Morning. This weird cat reaction made me laugh.
REM puns are ever Green
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf but are you ready for…😎😂
Xmas dinner sorted 😎😂😂
“Monsieur, this 7 by 6 vertical chessboard is vexing most strange”
“Why indeed my lady, but this tiny musician playing dog bagpipes is stranger still, and I pray thee ignore my wondrous flying headpiece, it likes most well to show itself off”
#GayRights, religion and money summed up in a well written sign? Step right up.
Hey @satan I found you a present…

Sexy French Olympic mascots. Buy one if you’re able to find one, men 😂😂

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/nov/15/mascot-paris-olympic-games-2024-likened-to-clitoris-in-trainers-phryges

Paris Olympic and Paralympic Games mascots likened to ‘clitoris in trainers’

Pair of red triangular Phryges meant to represent floppy conical hats linked to French Revolution

The Guardian
True that.