The problem with RFC 9948 (and 8962, albeit implied) is that the judicial function (Schedule of Punishments) is delegated to the executive role (Internet Protocol Police) in the absence of a jury trial of one's peers.

We have to address this tacit nod towards authoritarianism.
The brainstorming begins April 3rd, at 5PM.

https://2600.nyc @NYC2600
The Hugh, https://thehughnyc.com​
157 East 53rd St. (bet. Lexington and Third Avs.)
🅔🅕 Lexington Av./53 St.; ➏ 51st St.; 🚍 M101, M102, or M103

We IRQ your WWⅢ tomorrow at 5PM to stop, drop, and prop @NYC2600's @lambdacalculus for getting written up in El Reg (https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/28/def_con_jake_braun_fed_up_govt).

https://2600.nyc @NYC2600

The Hugh, https://thehughnyc.com​
157 East 53rd St. (bet. Lexington and Third Avs.)
🅔🅕 Lexington Av./53 St.; ➏ 51st St.; 🚍 M101, M102, or M103​

Office falls short of its advertised 365. Bitcoin loses all last year's gains. Fortinet SSO proves to be a single point of failure. Patch Tuesday borks more than it patches. Slop writes everything around here, but AI ROI is still "real soon now"...

If it weren't for HOPE becoming a 501(c)(3), 2026 would be indistinguishable from 2025.

@NYC2600
The Hugh, https://thehughnyc.com​
157 East 53rd St. (bet. Lexington and Third Avs.)
🅔🅕 Lexington Av./53 St.; ➏ 51st St.; 🚍 M101, M102, or M103​

2025 ended with the restoration of a missing link in the UNIX family tree byresurrecting data off of a 54-year-old tape kept in less than ideal climate controled archival storage conditions.

Porting begins tomorrow, 5PM. Bring your own compiler.

http://2600.nyc @NYC2600

The Hugh, https://thehughnyc.com​
157 East 53rd St. (bet. Lexington and Third Avs.)
🅔🅕 Lexington Av./53 St.; ➏ 51st St.; 🚍 M101, M102, or M103​

Some will remember 2025 as the year a trillion dollars were squandered chasing negligible returns on investments in a slop bubble and ⅔ of the Cloud vaporizing to the point that we utterly failed to Internet.

We'll remember St. John excommunicating #Hope (and not because of the googly eyes incident!)

Join us at 5PM.

http://2600.nyc @NYC2600

The Hugh, https://thehughnyc.com​
157 East 53rd St. (bet. Lexington and Third Avs.)
🅔🅜 Lexington Av./53 St.; ➏ 51st St.; 🚍 M101, M102, or M103

I attribute the late "#2600!" toot to the AWS outage omnishambles.

http://2600.nyc @NYC2600

The Hugh, https://thehughnyc.com​
157 East 53rd St. (bet. Lexington and Third Avs.)
🅔🅜 Lexington Av./53 St.; ➏ 51st St.; 🚍 M101, M102, or M103

What's more upsetting: SWIFT integrating the blockchain into mainstream payment systems, Microsoft undermining your IT department's policies on Copilot, or that @XioNYC still hasn't fixed HTTPS on the 2600.nyc site?

The polls open tomorrow at 5PM - no proxies (This isn't AFRINIC!)

http://2600.nyc @NYC2600

The Hugh, https://thehughnyc.com​
157 East 53rd St. (bet. Lexington and Third Avs.)
🅔🅜 Lexington Av./53 St.; ➏ 51st St.; 🚍 M101, M102, or M103

Data Drifted out of SalesForce, the Matrix(.org) is rebuilding its RAID, Microsoft backdated the .gitignore of 6502 BASIC by 48 years, and Altman admits AI is a bubble - and all that before Patch Tuesday!

Commiseration? Yes, please.

http://2600.nyc @NYC2600

Friday, 5PM
The Hugh, https://thehughnyc.com​
157 East 53rd St. (bet. Lexington and Third Avs.)
🅔🅜 Lexington Av./53 St.; ➏ 51st St.; 🚍 M101, M102, or M103

<rant>
ConEd should stop blaming air conditioner usage and start blaming the click farms, the crypto miners, and the AI asshats for every hot-day brownout from now on.
</rant>

We now return you to your regularly scheduled @NYC2600, tomorrow at 5PM.

http://2600.nyc @NYC2600

The Hugh (https://thehughnyc.com​)
157 East 53rd St. (bet. Lexington and Third Avs.)
🅔🅜 Lexington Av./53 St.; ➏ 51st St.
🚍 M101, M102, or M103

@NYC2600 presents "Redirect Disconnect", tomorrow at 5PM.

https://nyc2600.net (because https://2600.nyc is "oops!") @NYC2600

The Hugh, https://thehughnyc.com​
157 East 53rd St. (bet. Lexington and Third Avs.)
🅔🅜 Lexington Av./53 St.; ➏ 51st St.; 🚍 M101, M102, or M103​