If you see mommy kissing Santa Claus, Santa Claus has not had any of the christmas stew dinner garlic butter from my house.

That is a metric fuck tonne of rain out there.

Not quite right, but the next #geocaching bottle cap signature item is in the works...

Do pedestrians think that the flashing little red hand and countdown are a challenge?

To butcher The Tragically Hip..a generation so much dumber than it's parents is working in the drive through.

Circular saw safely secured and stowed. I don't know about Dad but I have 11 fingers.

Speaker Mike Johnson looks like the horror movie guy who totally blends in all innocent but, when you look at him, he's looking directly at you and allows you to see his true form as the devil.
#USPoli

Rabbit hole always brings me here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqO4vBSLHMw

First three camping nights were blanket and sheet weather. Tonight will very much require the broken down 0C sleeping bag.