Both of my weather apps say it is raining. It is not.

40 years ago tonight I met some fellow exchange students in Roppongi for Christmas dinner. We stayed out late and finally parted company at the Takadanobaba station. Just as I rounded the corner to my transfer, the attendant closed the metal gate. I'd missed the last train out of Tokyo. I stopped at a 7-11, bought some paper and a pen and spent the night in a Denny's writing the first funny bit of prose I recall writing. Wherever tonight finds you, I hope you can turn it into something good.

Every time a news org breaks a big story and then a competitor rushes out its own take on the same thing the next day I think of this.

When my premium is going up by $500/month next year thanks to a combination of political malfeasance and malpractice,it is really adding insult to injury to imply that I requested that change.

My Halloween costume may be a risky choice in the month Apple released the M5 computer but... I'm sure it'll be fine. It'll be fine.

Implies the existence of “Closets by Accident“.