My kid didn’t get up until 9 but still managed to turn a Sith to the light side in a 15-year-old video game before 3pm. Ball’s in your court, 4am executives.
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| Location | Tacoma, WA |
John Moltz
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I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now.
K. Latham ✨You think you're cool, but you're not goth girl with a raven on the subway cool.
Spent 25 minutes trying to figure out what the crows were chasing around the neighborhood before they flew off into the distance so I guess YOU CAN JUST KEEP YOUR STUPID CROW SECRETS, YA JERKS
Rudy Giuliani sometime soon: “You can’t believe Cohen, he’s a liar! We know because he lied to congress for us on several occaisions at our instruction!"
SPIDER-MAN SPARKS JOY, MARIE, OK?
Eugen RochkoThirst is strong on the fediverse this evening
The iPhone camera bump will finally go away when the back side of the device is covered in 24 cameras.
New
[dink doo doo doo]
AirPods
[dink doo doo doo]
now
[dink doo doo doo]
please.
[dink doo doo doo]
AirPods
[dink doo doo doo]
now
[dink doo doo doo]
please.
This was the podiatry breakfast, right?
The boy needs new shoes because he’s outgrown his old ones so I guess you could say right now he’s got... Sketchers of pain.