If you can't say something nice about someone, you probably know the same people I do.

#Boom #ThatMicDropTho https://mastodon.cloud/media/kkRcq2mWOoqjwrcf8JY

😏 https://mastodon.cloud/media/TuUQk5ShOfhBPdinibs

"We can still be friends" .. is like saying "The dog died, but we can still keep him"

What if , one day you randomly wake up and realize that you're whole life was just a dream?

If you're purchasing a Dollar Store pregnancy test, I think we both know you can't afford a positive.

When I first saw you from across the room, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

I'd like to test the theory that money can't buy you happiness.
Paypal.me/indiebrew

Needing some music to power through your day, but you're sick of the same 5 shit songs playing day in, and day out on repeat?
I got you.
Head on over to http://indiebrew.net/
#NotSafeForChildren #NotSafeForWork #IndieBrewRadio #StickUsInYourEar

All I'm saying, is that if you were a *real* psychic palm reader, you would have made me wash my hands first.