on my berries account i write small stories for anyone who retoots my pinned toot, and like, it's super fun.

straight boys think we're gonna wear thicker makeup after the apocalypse

I wish I were pretty enough to make posts like "the weather is sunny today 😎 🌻 🌞 " and have a trillion guys be all "HAHA OMG UR HILARIOUS, MEL!"

berries is having a weird one, so I'm gonna chill here again while I can't sleep

my christmas plans involve lots of stressful driving, and ensuring cute magic happens to smol people

wnat berriise

do the wattle and hit the daub

Hello, it is I, big threatening wolf pupper in the film you're watching. I'm definitely coming over to eat you, and absolutely will not be requesting cuddles. "I'm just so gosh darn angry" heh, actin is easy.

better hide, im downwind of your sass

christmas (and I do not say this without due reverence) Ham