@MeaningfulBits

802 Followers
3.5K Following
4K Posts

#Tech {Supplier,Consulting,Programing} | Reduced rates for #nonprofits and projects supporting the historically disadvantaged | #Branding #Wordpress #eCommerce #Linux

Not a #Bot but I sometimes use this account for #programming and testing #code i write.

Websitehttps://meaningfulbits.io
GitHubhttps://github.com/MeaningfulBits
LocationLos Angeles, California, USA
Some of the worst humans I know have kids and a family but somehow I can't even find a woman who loves me for me.
Oh man, while very delicious, that burrito 🌯 was not worth this.

Currently thinking about using #AI to #graph and #visualize my #poop patterns. The only roadblock I see is recording the #data. I'd have to spend less time tooting when I'm pooping and more time with a spread sheet when I spread cheeks (🤣💩)

Thank you for coming to my TURD Talk.

My type of #neurospicy...

Also fuck the Epstein Class politicians who started a #war to cover up for their pedo ring.

Me, actually enjoying #Claude, #OpenAI is a dumpster fire compared to it. The UX is 100x better and everything feels more "professional".

I recently deleted #Instagram from my phone.

I'm definitely feeling some weird withdrawals. If #meta's products weren't addictive I don't think I'd be feeling like this.

I have to remind myself I'm not separating myself from my friends and family, I'm separating myself from a billionaire's influence over my #habits and #data.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@AnnaAnthro/116308897535068318

I'm just sad Bernie Mac isn't alive to star in the movie based on this heist.

It's funny that "my dog ate my homework" is a thing because I've had dogs actually eat my homework. I remember thinking no one is going to believe this shit. 10yo me didn't know what to do.
It's 445am and I'm just now realizing that Chili Corn Dogs for dinner probably wasn't the best idea.
420am nice... P.S. I can't sleep.