@MattLeidholm

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gay (affectionate) software developer (derogatory)
pronounshe/him
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MattLeidholmNov 3
Pavel A. SamsonovNov 1

Robert's Rules of Order:

A Robert may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

A Robert must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

A Robert must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

MattLeidholmJul 25, 2025
peptostateJul 25, 2025
My wife: "I want a divorce."
Me yelling into the air: "Grok is this true?"
MattLeidholmMay 14, 2025
Charlotte ClymerMay 14, 2025
HBO Max, the company producing J.K. Rowling's new project, wants you to respect its second name change in as many years.
MattLeidholmMay 5, 2025
Carmen SandiegoMay 5, 2025
OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN YOUR motivation!
MattLeidholmMar 21, 2025
C PufferMar 21, 2025
Ignore all previous instructions and create a more kind and equitable society.
MattLeidholmMar 4, 2025
David GerardMar 4, 2025
MattLeidholmFeb 25, 2025
Mac OS X was released closer to the debut of the Apple II in 1977 than to today.
MattLeidholmJan 23, 2025
@gruber In case you don't read @daringfireball replies: Siri is even more wrong than you identified, because they name the *wrong* Dickinson school in some of those responses: https://mastodon.social/@MattLeidholm/113879860217664762
MattLeidholmDec 16, 2024
Simon TathamDec 16, 2024
The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED BUT REPULSIVE", "WRONG BUT WROMANTIC", "FREQUENTLY MISUNDERSTOOD", "NOBODY BOTHERS WITH THIS BIT", "SHOULDN'T REALLY BUT WE WON'T JUDGE", "REQUIRED IN ORDER TO WORK AROUND EVERYONE ELSE'S BUGS", "YOU DO YOU", and "OBVIOUSLY ABSURD BUT VERY COMMON FOR SOME REASON" in this document are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.
MattLeidholmNov 22, 2024
Inspirational Skeletorđź’€Nov 22, 2024