Marc Abrahams

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editor of Annals of Improbable Research, organizer of the Ig Nobel Prize ceremony. I write about research (and other stuff) that makes people LAUGH then THINK. https://improbable.com/whatis/about-marc-abrahams/

Oh, look, the Washington Post writing an opinion piece for their billionaire owner Jeff Bezos

#wapo #bezos

🌍 at 15/04/2026 - 13:10 (UTC)

Source: #EUMETSAT

@MarcAbrahams

It's the "implications for the study of somersaults" that really puts this over the top for me.

I’ll be speaking about my book with @peterhotez, #ScienceUnderSiege, at the Rutgers University SOE/SAS/SEBS Spring 2026 Seminar Series on Cinco de Mayo (Tues May 5):

No mention of atmospheric pollution, of course, because the FCC doesn't give a shit about that. With SpaceX's 5 Starlinks a day a few months ago, we were well above natural infall rates of most metals, so 1 (presumably) gigantic satellite per hour will be a lot worse than that.

My colleagues and I wrote a bit about using the atmosphere as a satellite crematorium here, and it's bad: https://theconversation.com/a-new-space-race-could-turn-our-atmosphere-into-a-crematorium-for-satellites-276366

A new space race could turn our atmosphere into a ‘crematorium for satellites’

Planned ‘megaconstellations’ of satellites could cause unforeseen harm to the ozone layer and climate systems. Global regulation is needed before it’s too late.

The Conversation

Holy shit.

Hungary’s New Leader Reveals Viktor Orbán Was Paying CPAC

Magyar noted that his government will be investigating Orbán’s expenditures, and will no longer finance CPAC or other right-wing institutions abroad.

https://newrepublic.com/post/209035/hungary-prime-minister-victor-orban-paying-cpac

Hungary’s New Leader Reveals Viktor Orbán Was Paying CPAC

Péter Magyar called the payments a “crime” and said his government would stop the funds.

The New Republic

One hundred and ninety-three million acres of your national forests. An area larger than Texas. The largest public land agency in the country. Just handed, on a silver platter, to the people who’ve spent their entire careers trying to destroy it.
And they did it with a press release on a Tuesday

https://www.hatchmag.com/articles/trump-administration-orders-dismantling-us-forest-service/7716263

Trump administration orders dismantling of the U.S. Forest Service

Late Tuesday afternoon, with the subtlety of a wrecking ball and the morality of a foreclosure notice, the Trump administration announced the most devastating attack on the U.S. Forest Service in the agency’s 121-year history. Not a budget cut. Not a policy shift. Not a “reorganization.” An execution.

Hatch Magazine - Fly Fishing, etc.

@ai6yr @xantha

I had a boss at HP (Dick Hackborn) tell me (way back in the 80s), “be careful what you measure because people will behave that way”

@MarcAbrahams As @davidgerard of Pivot to AI likes to say, it can't be that stupid, you must be prompting it wrong

Also see this on prompts as incantations https://zenodo.org/records/19560684