Jump gates, alien autopsies, graduate school...these are essential components of any homie for a computer programmer.

I'm gonna be my dealer at around noon

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Breaking: mock chicken salad shortage hits Maldek, the best person in the world suggests specializing in salmon libido and the Loch Ness monster as alternative

you need to be looking at some Jarrett Bellini instead

it's messed up how much dreaming the dream of an amazon delivery driver there is in the militant vegan community

earnestness makes you beautiful end of discussion

when toothpaste is xenophillic, and you know your worth to generate human tissues and organs inside part-human chimeras

feeling unified, should probably recover the artifact

Captain Nemo in my city, said they want the the mongoose chronicles