Lewd Licorice

@LewdLicorice
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Twitter transformer exploring into the great unknown of Mastodon... clueless, but learning♥️
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
-Mark Twain

Awww♥️♥️

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#BraveryInAction 🙌AWESOME man risks own life to save terrified #dog! 😲💪🏼"It always SEEMS impossible until it's done" ~#NelsonMandela 💙💜 #HeartsOfSteel 👏👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾 TENSE!

I can’t stand watching this, but I hope this monster is identified! 😡😢

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Bastard. Twitter do your thing

Sure, I’ll just take some notes while I’m on the phone.

Truman: Yay... a nice spot to nap right this minute.

“Satan has a tattoo of Stone in his back.”
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Jumping off a cliff today... and words cannot adequately express how grateful I am to have a genuine friend willing to hold my hand through the fear.
I treasure you as an incredible human and as a beloved friend @[email protected]. Thank you🤗💕🎀

Hey y’all? I don’t like to beat a tired old horse, but was Marilyn Monroe murdered?!??

Holy shit, it really seems possible that she might have been murdered😳

Well, well, well... caught in a straight-up lie?? oopsie daisy!

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Charlie Kirk and @[email protected] are claiming that a hospital refused to treat Charlie, BUT they forgot to take Charlie’s hospital bracelet off before Charlie posed for this pathetic picture to try and make him look like a victim! 😂 I would “@“ Charlie directly, but he blocked me 🙄

Talked to a staunch Republican friend whom I’ve avoided since this election due to my political shift. I intentionally did not mention politics.

He finally said, I can’t believe I voted for this buffoon. Will you ever forgive me?

Me: ...just how far will you go for forgiveness?