Dave

@Laebrye
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Professional geek, Flutter developer, husband, father and owned by two cats

Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

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Have you sat on a horse?

Please boost for scientific accuracy.

Yes
No
Poll ends at .
And so but anyway, did I ever tell you about my most humiliating experience as a skilled and successful computer programmer?
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I love the he-man franchise, but I get the feeling the people excited to see this film are going to be deeply disappointed.

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Not that there's a lot of sports loving people on here, but having read into Thomas Tuchel's picks for his England squad I can't help but feel like he really doesn't want the job. Like he's been given a great contract where if he gets fired in his first few games he gets to walk away with millions.

Honestly, I think years from now there'll be students looking at his tenure for a perfect example of weaponised incompetence