Ladies

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here to shit post and bemoan existing and everybody is loving us and being niceys also thank you
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Ladies5h ago

this weekend we're proud to be hosting a telethon to raise thirty million dollars to help prevent the end of the world

that's right its that time again, so call the number on your screen right now to pledge your support to keeping humanity alive! remember, without your support an evil team of madwomen will blow up the earth! call now!

Ladies17h ago
trying to get on Maury to finally confront our pregnant future selves who keep returning through time to warn us only to die hideously in front of our eyes again and again each night
Ladies1d ago
"dress for the job you want" oh thanks buddy cuz wearing a bandolier of stakes across my chest is going to magically manifest an infestation of vampires in my town region or principality is it?
Ladies1d ago
the bank keeps refusing my business loans on the grounds that my business ideas are largely various forms of fraud or in one case, armed robbery for money, its a foolproof plan
Ladies1d ago
declaring this account a sovereign nation so that i may not be governed by the laws of any land and tax evasion is not only legal its mandatory here
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#introduction we are unspeakably beautiful... like more so than most ladies you'd meet in ur regular day... we're not bad at anything but we're bad at writing about ourselves but one thing is two truths and a lie is our dog tries to ransom us to our family pretty regularly, we glow in the dark when we're happy, and um let's see a lie now we photosynthesize from our own luminescence even tho most ladies dont...
Ladies1d ago
hello beige dot party 👋