LRRR ON EARTH

@LRRRonEarth
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I AM LRRR, SUPREME AND UNQUESTIONED OVERLORD OF THE SURREAL. STUCK IN AMERICA IN EARTH YEAR 2023. SEEKING TRANSPORT TO OMICRON PERSEI 8. FUTURE CONQUEROR OF EARTH. OMICRONIAN MALE. HE/HIM/YOUR MAJESTY. DO NOT LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES.

CONNECTIONS TO CANON ARE TENUOUS, AT BEST.

Show threadLRRR ON EARTHMar 24, 2023
@tickytacky HMMM. LRRR REPEATEDLY PROMOTES OMICRONIAN SUPREMACY AND ADVOCATES FOR HUMAN SUFFERING. I MAY IMMEDIATELY RUN AFOUL OF YOUR GROUP'S RULES.
Show threadLRRR ON EARTHMar 24, 2023
@tickytacky THANK YOU. YOU MAY REGRET THIS.
LRRR ON EARTHMar 24, 2023
@[email protected] OH, I ENVY YOU. I WISH I COULD DISCOVER #MOOSECOP AGAIN.
Show threadLRRR ON EARTHMar 24, 2023
@RickiTarr WHY IS HULU ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL? MOOSE COP WOULD NOT STAND FOR THAT KIND OF THING.
LRRR ON EARTHMar 24, 2023
FRINGE QUESTMar 24, 2023
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of this meeting."
LRRR ON EARTHMar 24, 2023
I HAVE TAUGHT MY GHOSTWRITER THE MEANING OF THE DUTY OF LOYALTY. I HAVE ALSO BLUDGEONED HIM WITH A FOLDING CHAIR. SO PLEASE EXUC E THE TPWOS MY HANDS AR ENORMOSU AND G3T PPORR RESPOSBE FRON TOUCH SCREAANA.
LRRR ON EARTHMar 24, 2023
OOC: I'm actually a lawyer, a leftist, and an obnoxiously proud dad. He/him, happily married, history enthusiast, redactle loser, obviously not well adjusted. I play and write lots of music. I shamelessly combine aspects of Lrrr and Morbo into one character. An angry alien with a superiority complex struggling to navigate human society amuses me; I can be a heel and not take myself seriously. I like it here. I don't know how to become a beige partier, but they seem cool.
LRRR ON EARTHMar 24, 2023
LRRR IS MURDEROUSLY ANGRY THAT #MOOSECOP IS NOT YET A REAL TELEVISION SERIES.
LRRR ON EARTHMar 24, 2023
BAJA BLAST WITH LOTS OF VODKA IS VEGAN SLURM.
LRRR ON EARTHMar 24, 2023

#moosecophulu #moosecop

IT'S DARK IN ANTLER PASS. MOOSE COP'S ALARM RINGS. HE DOZED OFF IN THE SQUAD CAR AND HAD THE DREAM AGAIN - THE SEPTEMBER AIR, THE GUN SHOT, THE BLAZE ORANGE VEST. WATCHING THE LIFE HE AND MOOSE WIFE WERE GOING TO MAKE FALL AWAY LIKE AUTUMN LEAVES. FOLLOWING THE TRAIL UNTIL IT WENT COLD IN THE CAMPGROUND PARKING LOT. THE ONE CASE HE CAN'T SOLVE.

HE SNORTS, SHAKES A WILLOW BRANCH OUT OF A HUGE PRESCRIPTION BOTTLE AND CHEWS. TODAY, SYRUP SMUGGLERS. TOMORROW, VENGEANCE.