LRRR ON EARTH

@LRRRonEarth
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I AM LRRR, SUPREME AND UNQUESTIONED OVERLORD OF THE SURREAL. STUCK IN AMERICA IN EARTH YEAR 2023. SEEKING TRANSPORT TO OMICRON PERSEI 8. FUTURE CONQUEROR OF EARTH. OMICRONIAN MALE. HE/HIM/YOUR MAJESTY. DO NOT LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES.

CONNECTIONS TO CANON ARE TENUOUS, AT BEST.

#changealetterchangeaplot COCAINE BEAN

EXACT SAME PLOT

WHAT THE FRESH FUCK IS THIS

#CATSOFMASTODON

OSCAR-MEYER DEVOURING HIS OWN WEINER.
I WILL SAVE THIS IN MY EXECUTIVE LEADERSHIP FOLDER.
I AM NEW TO THIS PLANET. IS IT CUSTOMARY TO EAT INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT WASTE HERE?
SUICIDE, POOR TASTE
BRYAN DID EXACTLY THIS.
FINALLY
WHEREAS LRRR'S MOTHER MADE HIM VAPORIZE THE ENTIRE GLIESIAN DIRECTORATE IN ONE SITTING.
LRRR'S HANDS ARE... HUGE.