Tomorrow, it is what it is. Today, it is what I make it.

Why the hell are these seats so expensive lol

How do I get paid for accidentally getting a million views on tiktok.

The government made me join a polycule for my clearance. It's okay though, I love my wives.

Noticed some of the newsletters I've followed for a while slowly getting consumed with AI bullshit. I feel like if I give one guy in particular another 4 months he'll send out a newsletter about divorcing his wife because she could never provide the intellectual and sexual stimulation of his custom AI sex agent chatDP.

What have you done lately to realize significant productivity gains to secure the homeland?

I'm somewhat of an artificial intelligence myself.

Imagine how good a writer I would be if I didn't have an encyclopedic knowledge of gif reactions to convey the exact thought I'm having in any given situation.