I get text messages from Democrats promoting their campaigns in Texas but I’m not a Democrat and I never proffered my digits to any Democratic organization. I’ve only donated to Bernie, Tulsi and the late Sen. Gravel.

This means either Bernie Sanders or Act Blue turned over my contact info to a voter file any Texas Democrat including Bitchass Beto can access. I’ve also received solicitations on my fucking front door from so-called “progressive” Dem candidates.

They can fuck all the way off.

I took an eight month break away from following politics but it’s good to know that the entire Democratic Party still shits on progressives and is still rigging primaries by any means necessary.

You’ll never get the time back that you spend practicing the literal definition of insanity expecting some kind of progress in the Democratic Party.

In other news, my one rep max on the incline benchpress is now 365.

@flugennock Rex seconds Minnie’s approval and calls for unanimous consent.
#Caturday

Only an idiot would put any part of their body in range of a 400 pound cat.

White fragility is protected on Facebook.

Don’t tell someone crying about Confederate statues that their ancestor was lower than the slave because the slave had value to the rich man in their ancestor sure as hell did not even if they had the same complexion as the rich man.

My last suspension was a redneck said I “love to suck black dick for the taste” which FB didn’t censor but I said he was so fat he had titties on his back and I got suspended for 3 days for posting “sexual content”.

Brunch is on!
Now white liberals can go back to not giving a fuck just like they did the last time Biden was in the executive branch.

#Mimosas4All

I like how five minutes after Biden wins Jim Clyburn and everyone at CNN is shitting on progressives saying how they almost got Trump reelected.

The days of Trump bashing are over and now it’s time to bash progressives exclusively.

In keeping with tradition, I participated in the democracy delusion with 0 hope, enthusiasm or expectations.

Let’s hope the militias don’t start a civil war encouraged by their dear leader, Spray Tan Jesus.

Can we pass a law to make Nancy Pelosi spit out her nicotine gum before she goes on camera so she doesn’t sound drunk or like her dentures are loose?

There isn’t a video of her in the last 20 years without nicotine gum in her mouth and I know it’s nicotine gum because what the fuck else could it be.

I get the official results on Tuesday but after four days of fever, headache, nausea,
sleeplessness and now chest pain I’m pretty sure my daughter and I both have COVID-19.

I wore an N 95 everywhere so either the N 95 was faulty or I touched something and then touched my phone and forgot to clean it.