Keryn Weylan 🏳️‍🌈 - ❤️🥔

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Resto Druid, Gamemaster, Older than ARPANET, INFP, Fiber Mangler, Excessively Houseplanted, Owned by Cats. She/Her.
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Some dogs can detect bombs and drugs. And some have trouble perceiving stairs.
'When in doubt, don't water' is my new motto with #houseplants.

All three Monsteras and various other plants, the privileged one that get the sunniest room in the house!

#HouseplantsOfMastodon #Houseplants #Monstera #MonsteraDeliciosa

Another #Monstera leaf is unfurling, this one looks like it's going to be really neat!

#Houseplants #HouseplantsOfMastodon #MonsteraDeliciosa

In the absence
of a safety net
it falls to us
to catch one another.
"As a knight," the king said, "it is your duty to kill dragons."
"Very well, my liege," the knight said. "Um. May I ask why?"
"Because they hoard wealth without sharing, and people live in fear of their capricious moods."
"Very well, my liege," the knight said and drew his sword.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

As a kid I was scared of the dark.

One night, my mum asked me what was scaring me and I mumbled something about ghosts or monsters coming at night.

"Oh don't worry about those," she said. "The cats chase them way. That's why they're awake when we're asleep."

I've loved that idea ever since. That at some point ancient humans and cats struck a pact:

We feed them and provide them with places to snooze in daylight. They protect us from the things that lurk between worlds at night. #cats

There are lots of books about schools for magical kids: Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, Unseen University, Strange Academy, and on and on.

But what about a retirement home for magical grownups? Imagine reaching a ripe old age, children and grandchildren grown and gone, and one day you find a gold-embossed letter in your mailbox:

"Greetings!
You have been selected for residence at the Moonfrost Home for Exceptional Elders."

Somebody write a novel about a magical retirement home. I want to read it.

From Tumblr. I might as well post it myself...