Just once in my life, I wish I could be the #Afroman in the situation. Effortlessly radiating supreme, laid back confidence that all who stand against you are incompetent clowns... fuck, that must feel good.
One-Time Paddington
@KanSolo
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Somnia, comoedia, securitas, ornithologia
We're in another major depression, where 50% off, expiring-today groceries have become the staple. I expect a wave of near-spoiled food preservation hacks, like how restaurants have been soaking stanky uncooked wings in bleach water since the beginning of restaurants.
REM intrusions come back in full force whenever I don't sleep, and they're cool as hell, like an absurdist mod or update. I can't wait to hear what the abstract dream voices will come up with next. Sometimes, they go through accent phases, or maybe accents are a tunable frequency.
At very low points, I experience "anhedonic gating," which is the inability to choose a future course of action, because even choosing an action as mundane as one tshirt over another, or one reaction video over another, requires actual dopamine to microsquirt during each evaluating simulation, and the sim with the most squirt wins. My sims are often 100% squirtless, so I just sit there, mulling over beige food and free time options, but never choosing other than randomly.
Danger Mouse's The Grey Album is 22 years old?! I feel distinctly antediluvian.
I dunno if I have permission, but Cell appears to have access to a massive, tower-mounted yagi antenna, pointed at a nearby town, above treeline. If I can somehow patch it into my SDR... jfc.
Cell is cold. Just discovered lap-blanket tech like I'm 80.
The #dogbed is fucking terrible, btw. It's basically a couple of couch cushions sewn together. Do not buy a corduroy / memory foam "futon" from Amazon.
Pulled off an entire pack and move in one day. Took all my shit to the dump this morning. An entire 9' cargo van packed full of sad furniture, clothing, decorations, hobbies, kitchenware, knives, etc. Returned van, bought and collected a replacement car. Unpacked kitchen shit and had to make another large box of shit that won't fit anywhere. Storing air fryer in my closet b/c it's way too big but it fucking rules. This will happen frequently as I unpack all the boxes that currently surround me.