One-Time Paddington
@KanSolo
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Somnia, comoedia, securitas, ornithologia
Worst fucking typo: "PROBABLY" vs "PROVABLY." FUUUUUUUUUUCK. YOOOOU!
After 3-5 drinks, I sleep exactly three hours every night, then I wake up, and can't continue. During the day, my brain is full of hypnagogic voices. Not exactly real, but considerably more real than imagined voices. I don't feel sane.
I JUST realized that Morn from #DS9 = Norm from Cheers. Morn!
Imagine if cum had two yolks in it. You're welcome.
Just once in my life, I wish I could be the #Afroman in the situation. Effortlessly radiating supreme, laid back confidence that all who stand against you are incompetent clowns... fuck, that must feel good.
We're in another major depression, where 50% off, expiring-today groceries have become the staple. I expect a wave of near-spoiled food preservation hacks, like how restaurants have been soaking stanky uncooked wings in bleach water since the beginning of restaurants.
REM intrusions come back in full force whenever I don't sleep, and they're cool as hell, like an absurdist mod or update. I can't wait to hear what the abstract dream voices will come up with next. Sometimes, they go through accent phases, or maybe accents are a tunable frequency.