I'm starting to think I could beat up Chuck Norris in this movie
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absolutely no badass wipes a fuckin apple down on his robe..
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I do NOT believe Chuck Norris as this wannabe gangster.. he reminds me of my Uncle Joe.. except Joe closed his robe around company
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if you find maroon exciting you gotta get out more
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"Our... sexual... choices... are.. our... own... business... I mean 1, 2 3, ha hu!
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is that cop attempting an Irish accent?
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if it was this easy to fight wouldn't EVERYONE do it? #MondayActionMovie

choking sounds provided by Dinty Moore beef stew
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I'm Chow the lawyer. this is my assistant Crunchies
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cop pulls out white handkerchief... now blow! Get it all out!
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