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Jon Baker

@JonBaker

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Geek, father, artist, and lover of all things comedy. Despite my better judgement, I draw the webcomic Alarmingly Bad.

Mostly here to joke and shitpost. Comics over on the Alarmingly Bad Masto account!

Alarmingly Bad Masto account	https://mstdn.social/@AlarminglyBad
YouTube	https://www.youtube.com/c/alarminglybad
Just My Toots	https://justmytoots.com/jonbaker@mastodon.social

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Jon Baker 20h ago

ChatGPT, it’s *all* over me. I didn’t know someone could even have this much red wine in them. ON them. On them. I said on them.

Jon Baker 20h ago

ChatGPT, how do I quickly remove red wine stains from my clothes so that a police offer doesn’t suspect I got someone else’s red wine all over my clothes?

Jon Baker 1d ago

I really hope I never become lactose intolerant later in life

If shitting my pants is the price I have to pay to eat ice cream, I’m worried that’s not enough of a deterrent

Jon Baker 1d ago

Ryan Pollard 💾1d ago

Want to have some fun? Constantly refer to the U.S. military as "socialized defense," the local cops as "socialized law enforcement," and ICE as "socialized immigration enforcement," when speaking to Conservatives. Remind them that all their favorite crap is socialist. They hate it.

Jon Baker 2d ago