I AM A BAZOOKA OF PURE SMELL ENERGY

If I were president I would simply make plants illegal. Gg nerds

My fetish is wearing clothes inside out in public

If I get another Ike in FEHeros I’m going to take a pIke and stick it somewhere they won’t lIke

You ever just rub your feet and then immediately crap your pants

Only cops should go to jail

It is I, the arch duke of anxiety

They call me Sir Vibes A lot but I’m not quite sure why

COFFEE IS ONLY A GOOD DIARRHETIC IF YOU LOVE VIBIN TO INFINITY

Il show you my inflaton field if you show me yours