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Heckin frustrated security bird. He/him. #BLM

Since NoName057(16) is no more, I might as well reveal how I tracked them now.

It’s super dumb.

I cosplayed as a Russian supporter (under my real name btw, I have nothing to hide), then actually ran their Ddosia client from a PC which could only access their C2 (so couldn’t actually execute attacks).

I used video game modding tools to automatically extract the AES encrypted config (  ) and automatically dump it into Excel spreadsheets so defending orgs knew what to block.

Y'know those hug consent badges?

They should make them for "does [not] know how to flirt" and "can [not] recognize flirting"

https://www.courthousenews.com/luigi-mangione-accuses-prosecutors-of-fudging-subpoena-for-his-health-records/

it would be SO funny if this case actually fumbles because they forged a subpoena request
Tolkien Ring Network!

"kWh per hour" is the "ATM machine" of energy units.

Now you can't unsee it. You're welcome.

I genuinely love this solution because it looks so weird at first glance, but it makes so much sense when you think about it

it’s a very good solution to a very significant problem, but one most people won’t ever have to think much about

bring your own ground, of course!

fire hydrants are big metal pipes that extend deep into the ground, and are one of very few bits of metal sticking up from the ground you can trust to be grounded

so you hook one of your camlock connectors up to a big clamp, you find a hydrant near one of your generator trucks, and you clamp your ground onto the hydrant!

but when you’re generating that much power, working with equipment that uses that much power, you need a good ground. your generators can’t provide a very good ground, since they’re insulated from the ground, and you can’t exactly drive a grounding rod into the street… so what is a film crew to do?
you see, big film shoots use a lot of power. they use so much power they can’t rely on the locations on a location shoot to be able to provide enough, so they bring along their fleet of generator trucks to provide power
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The place we order groceries unveiled their new website this week and in the tradition of all such changes it is dramatically worse than the old one.
@overholt i’d like to see you try to make fish tacos without adding any sponge flavor

@overholt

Similar to this query back when I was still using #google (more than two years ago).

For the record I was typing...

"Should I take metformin with my largest meal?"

#AISucks #GoogleSucks

@nickrauchen Anecdotal evidence, but I can report that I have been taking metformin for a couple of years now and there’s been no discernible impact on the size of my breasts.
@overholt @nickrauchen What did you expect? It's metformin, not breastformin'.
@bstacey Do tell; how many years have you been waiting to say this? 😉

@overholt

Mine neither. I just checked and gynecomastia is not listed as a side effect. 😅

@overholt Up Your Smoky Herb Butter Game with This One Weird Trick.
@overholt “AI will change everything!”
@overholt So dish sponges are the secret ingredient in fish tacos? Who knew?!? 🤡
@overholt C'mon, they could at least have had one sponge cake in there.
@overholt
Cellulose sponges are chock full of plant based fiber...
@overholt I love fish tacos with a topper of crumbled up dish sponge chunks.

@overholt

I see the connection.

You won't need dish sponges if you order street tacos.

Problem solved.

@overholt
It's fine. Just swap out the protein for dish sponge and it'll work out.

@overholt --

Enshittification, a term by Cory Doctorow, describes the process where online platforms initially offer a good user experience to attract users, then degrade that experience by prioritizing profits and catering to business customers, and finally degrade the experience for both users and business customers to maximize shareholder value.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enshittification

#enshittification

Enshittification - Wikipedia

@overholt Watermelon Pico de Gallo? NO. Watermelon with a little Tajin on it as a side, sure, but watermelon does not go on tacos.

And why ruin a perfectly good steak by adding zucchini? All a properly cooked steak needs is kosher salt and a little freshly ground pepper. Maybe a reduction of red wine used to deglaze, with a little garlic, sauteed shallot, and butter, if you want to get really fancy.

@overholt progress! Can't be stopped. You will eat ze sponge with a nice wine pairing. Definitely not enshitification, everything is fine.

@overholt while I'm always up for “how foolish proprietary systems annoy” … my bigger concern about grocery websites is how chains make it harder to use coupons by forcing you into complex apps or websites. Those on fixed income budgets absolutely need these discounts for food security.

I'm not poor myself these days but grew up poor so grocery discount chasing is a life habit. I'm flabbergasted at how what was once a simple paper clipping process became a technological, privacy-less maze.