I think allergies are piledriving me. Low level headache and I just took today as a “bed day” to just sleep as much as humanly possible.

Many years ago I got an app called “Knots 3D” because it had a special where it was free and that seemed very handy to have a visual encyclopedia of knots and how to tie them. I’ve never used it. But when the day comes, I’M READY.

I don't know if it's smart or egotistical and deluded (or maybe all the above) but I often think about "future proofing" things in case I get super famous. I always have. For example I got heathallyn (at gmail) just so no one else could grab it, but that is not the email address I use. I chose something that wouldn't be obvious and easy to figure out and I have certain addresses at my personal domain forward to it.

REMEMBER: tomorrow is "Don't believe anything you read because everyone thinks that just lying to people is witty and funny" day!

Pulled over to record a voice note of a song that’s gestating in my head. I wasn’t sure how I wanted to finish the last line so at the moment it’s “Something something something.”

Dear media, stop reporting anything Rob Schneider says as if it matters or has any significance whatsoever.

I think that is both a good sign and also kind of a little amusing that I just got a little bit choked up performing one of my own songs.

I think you have to really believe in your own original music (which I do) because it's a lonely road. The majority of the time it feels like no one else but you has any interest, and just trying to figure out what to do with it feels like figuring out how to go to the moon.

I feel like "Leaky Anus" sounds like an old Irish name. But probably spelled "Leaghey Anhgus."

I saw a thread talking about Spielberg being the king of "Oners" (long single shots) and all I can think of is "The Oneders!" from That Thing You Do.