News reports suggest
The Apocalypse is nigh
(a coffee shortage)

#EndOfTheWorld #haiku

For those who observe,
may your day be filled with joy.
Those who don’t…you, too.

#MerryXmas #haiku

Don’t hate me for this,
but I lost three-point-two pounds
in the past ten days.

#WeightLoss #haiku

I’m an introvert.
No “Blackout Wednesday” for me.
I’m good with my cat.

#IntrovertLife #haiku

I’m on vacation,
so I can’t get out of bed
unless he’s hungry.

#Caturday #haiku

In case you missed it,
I dressed up for Halloween.
It took *so much* work…

#Halloween #ShirtOfTheDay #selfie #haiku

I should be writing,
but I went shopping, instead.
My tummy made me.

#NaNoWriMo #WritersLife #haiku

“Merry-Go-Rounds as
metaphors for having sex…”
A fun writing prompt.

#NaNoWriMo #WritePrompt #haiku

I don’t write alone.
I have two cute assistants
for inspiration.

#NaNoWriMo #WritersLife #haiku