"The insurance business is completely screwy now. You know they've reintroduced the death penalty for insurance company directors?"
"Really?" said Arthur. "No, I didn't. For what offense?"
Trillian frowned.
"What do you mean, offense?"
"I see."

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Every fucking time

- A YouTube short appears on the screen and starts playing.

- Because of the inexplicable way YouTube shorts is designed, the short is slightly taller than my screen.

- Before my conscious thought even has a chance to get involved, I reflexively tick my mousewheel down one tick to center this video on my screen.

- Because YouTube shorts interprets ANY attempt to scroll as "show me the next video", the short I was trying to watch flies completely off screen and is replaced