mrshafshr

@GratWhoLivesInMirrors
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Okay, so turns I’m only going to miss most of the men’s events and some of the pairs so it isn’t that bad,
So far my work schedule just happens to line up so I can watch every figure skating event in the olympics #fate
My farts are so rancid right now that I have to go outside the DIY venue to break wind
I really wanna get the new earthquaker overdrive but my pedal board does NOT need another gain stage lol
My two favorite DIY venue names are “Matt and Michelle’s Place” and “42069 Askapunk Ave”
By getting on a bike, it's easy to see that an unsettling amount of people are totally happy to kill or risk killing someone who is even slightly inconveniencing them
imagine being into brands and jobs and stuff, can't relate
Jobs and companies are so fucking dumb

Invention idea:

A backpack with a pull cord that causes a banner to pop out the side (think of the batman dolls with the pop out batwing jetpack thing)
The banner has in big bright letters "YOU HAVE RIGHT OF WAY, DINGUS"
You can unfurl it when you're stopped at a stop sign on your bike and a car tries to wave you on.

Here’s every #tape I listened to while I had the flu does anyone else #on #here listen to #cassettes are y’all #sure you don’t wanna talk about #tapes?