I’m so fucking glad I liquidated my #shopify stock when the asshole billionaire laid me off, despite the company making millions upon millions of $$$ in profit. What a shitty company.

I spent my childhood worried about the danger of Mad Scientists, turns out they were the good guys. They were just mad about the real villains, Racist Billionaires.

If no one ever buys a property in Monopoly, everyone gets richer and no one loses.

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

one day they're an adorable little puppy and then before you know it they have a favorite weezer album

Tbh James Bond villains had more diverse hiring practices than these guys. They saw possibilities in people who were disabled, different, and from various ethnic backgrounds, and they even appreciated unique skillsets, like being very good at disc golf.