_Oh my god._
_Oh my god._
Meghan was doing a press conference outside the hospital and an urban fox did a somersault, grabbed the kid AND ESCAPED ON THE ROOF OF A TRAIN ala Wesley Snipes in US Marshals.
_Oh my god._
Thanks for being a foreigner. I know sometimes it's awkward between us what with me having a vocabulary that's bigger than yours by a ratio of about 1000 to 1, but that just gives me hope that what goes around comes around and one day, for some reason, I'll be able to go to China and get work
_as the most basic labourer_
After reviewing all the latest findings from peer-reviewed statistical papers, here's what we know for sure:
1) Tennis is not a thing.
2) Andy Murray is a bellend.
Gareth Malone's Military wives Choir.
All I'm saying is, if it has any reason to exist, surely it's to have a 'Pitch Perfect'-style harmonies battle with an _Islamic State_ ladies choir?
Grumpy about the rail price hikes?
THEN JUST
GET A JOB
NEARER
TO
WHERE
YOU
LIVE.
In the news today.
A doctor tells how Andy Murray is in constant pain, which makes his achievements all the more impressive.
Sorry, m8: all I can fit on the board is this:
