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Frank Gevaerts Feb 3

petur 😶🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼Feb 3

have you tried switching it off and leaving it off?

Frank Gevaerts Feb 1

daniel:// stenberg://Feb 1

I'll do a talk at #FOSDEM in 16 minutes. Join me in Janson

Frank Gevaerts Feb 1

petur 😶🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼Feb 1

Please help @bagder with his sticker problem #curl #fosdem #fosdem2026 #fosdem26
(location: chez theo cafeteria)
(Notice: in Janson speaking)

Frank Gevaerts Feb 1

Stefan Eissing Feb 1

Fosdem people: @bagder is at the cafeteria around 11, handing out curl stickers.

Remember: if your laptop has #curl installed, you need a sticker or it will stop working after the grace period!😌

Frank Gevaerts Feb 1

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Stefan Eissing Feb 1

@bagder Oh no! Do people know their computer‘s warranty is void if it does not have a curl sticker?

Frank Gevaerts Feb 1

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tsjost Jan 31

@bagder Congratulations!
The xkcd image needs an update then I guess 😄

Frank Gevaerts Jan 4

kasdeya Jan 4

there are three kinds of programming tutorials:

“look man we both know you don’t wanna learn this shit so just install 30 GB of random frameworks and here’s the code to copy-paste if you wanna make a basic game and feel like you accomplished something. I’m not gonna explain how any of this works because nobody cares as long as your little guy jumps when you press spacebar”
“an endofunctor is a type of monoid which is a subcategory of monad that is variadic over the set of all impure lambdas - therefore all possible expressions in this language can be modeled after- wait where are you going?”
“this is called a variable! a variable is a little friend that can hold onto something called a value! variables love grabbing values and they can even carry them into functions! say hi, variable!”

Frank Gevaerts Dec 22

samir, an unknown quantity Dec 22

There is a file called “:q”!

Proof that even before IRC, people typed vi commands in the wrong window.

Edit: it disappeared! I guess it was an issue with archival, not with the original tape.

https://discuss.systems/@ricci/115749408454628002

Frank Gevaerts Oct 25

daniel:// stenberg://Oct 25

A gold ceremony to remember

https://daniel.haxx.se/blog/2025/10/25/a-gold-ceremony-to-remember/

A gold ceremony to remember

There are those moments in life you know already from the start are going to be the rare once in a lifetime events. This evening was one of those times. On a dark and wet autumn Friday afternoon my entire family and me dressed up to the most fancy level you can expect and took … Continue reading A gold ceremony to remember →

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Frank Gevaerts Oct 24

daniel:// stenberg://Oct 24

What a night.