I 3D printed a small stand for my iPhone, which according to me cost 30 cents to print, and according to my wife cost $600.30.
I am planning a Frenemiesgiving gathering so if you like me but also subtweet* about me DM me for the address.
(*Or subtoot.)
I found some old Cap'n Crunch screensavers for download that still seem to work on Windows 10. Watching bits of cereal fall down my screen is a simple pleasure.