Official Certificates of Ordination from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Be a Pastafarian Minister
Certificates of Ordination with embossed gold foil seals are now available for $25 and includes free shipping anywhere in the world.

Certificates are printed on lithographed paper. Credentials suitable for presiding over social ceremonies such as marriages and baptisms.

https://venganza.org/ordination/ https://mastodon.network/media/XXrLDX1Y_kLyRkQ9cRc

I don't usually post pictures of food, but this #homemade #pizza with almond mozzarella that I made earlier in the day was so, so good, as good as any pizza I've ever had in a restaurant. I see I forgot the olives, but it really didn't matter. It was so packed with flavor and all made with love, by me, even the crust.

#Yum

Dear Fellow Mastodons,

Please give me your honest opinions regarding your perception of what's being offered here.

Apparently I misunderstood the offer & was treated like an idiot when I questioned it. https://mastodon.network/media/7ZNaxMUd6E5nSSylZok https://mastodon.network/media/DeA-iPRoX-SBCmHwMF0 https://mastodon.network/media/iyGMMPZwo3TwX9E-_v4
#Offer #Deceptive #Confusing

https://mastodon.network/media/8FFOhZXOt9Q1glNgahg

How to send direct or private messages to someone. You can list a whole bunch of people to send a direct message to or send a private message easily to everyone who follows you. How great it'll be if other social networks make it so easy to do so. Looking forward to having a special tab to click when there are notifications of Private and Direct Messages, as they now get sort of bunched in with other things.

#PrivateMessage #DirectMessage

#DirectMessage #DirectMessaging #PrivateMessage #PrivateMessaging

https://mastodon.network/media/IBCqLvnDaUjxsTG2LUU

Well, I'm not sure who to report this issue to, but "Remote Follow" is a bit buggy.

#RequiredRedirect
#RemoteFollow

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