Happy birthday to all the horses in the northern hemisphere.
Made a lemon pig.
A penny isn't worth what it was in 1970, so here's a quarter instead.
Being at work makes me want to cry
Peanut butter choices are annoying because I don't want crunchy or smooth, I want gritty. I want peanut butter that feels like peanuts all throughout, not just chunks of mostly unground peanuts. I want sand grains, not pebbles.
I really want the top surgery where they vacuum out my belly fat and pump it into my tits.
Recipe: "Chill the dough for thirty minutes"
My dumb executive dysfunction ass: [leaves it in the freezer overnight]
I want breasts.
I think if I were thin and twinkish I'd be fine without them but if I'm going to be fat I need some honkers.
Life Day dinner gets complicated.
It's still not finished or released yet, but I read somewhere that "ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves" is the lesson that Odysseus needs to learn, and that's just so weird to me when you have the early stuff being songs like Open Arms and My Goodbye being about the opposite. Then you get Monster and while that's clearly the darkest moment, I don't think there's really a contradiction of that later in the story. And of course, it follows the rest of the story where he slaughters the suitors.
I think one of the problems with EPIC the Musical is that while all the songs and snippets so far are bangers, the ultimate message and moral is that the Gods were right and Odysseus needs to be a ruthless monster and murder babies. Poseidon's intro song is the moral of the story: Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves. Odysseus must kill everyone who would harm his allies and only then will they be safe, and he should close off his heart.
Kind of seems like a shit moral.
