Edmonds_Scanner

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Edmonds Scanner is as strong as a bear that is as strong as two bears.
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Hello friends! I'm in the process of moving over to
@Edmonds_Scanner
as this place is apparently a rudderless ghost ship, adrift in the night.
I hope you'll follow my nonsense over there, and thank you!
Where is the future we were promised?
The shoe telephones, the self driving space blimps, or talkative monkey butlers that know karate and make an exquisite martini?
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, do the moss ghouls and other loamy horrors still rise up from the earthy depths and strip the marrow from its pulpy bones?
Short answer, yes.
Are you taking advantage of all the forest has to offer?
The moss toupees, land shark fillets, and chocolate covered pinecones for Valentine's Day?
Fortune favors...
really strong toddlers
15.9%
badgers with ninja skills
18.8%
ducks who know dark magic
35.8%
wine fueled witches
29.5%
Poll ended at .
What's your favorite song?
soft breeze in the forest
15%
gentle rain on moss
28.3%
quiet murmur of a creek
20%
Dancing Queen by ABBA
36.7%
Poll ended at .
Hello friends! I'm in the process of moving over to
@Edmonds_Scanner
as this place is apparently a rudderless ghost ship, adrift in the night.
I hope you'll follow my nonsense over there, and thank you!
911 caller says that after finally catching all of the Pokémon, his life lies in ruin, and his house is a smoking crater in a once beautiful world.
#Pokemon
#GottaCatchEmAll
You are not alone.
The sea hag has taken an interest in you.
You will begin dreaming of flounders and your life is about to become 23% brinier.
This is her gift to you.
Never mind what the naysayers say.
You can be the best clam whisperer, or rogue blimp captain, or reclusive reader of books ever if you want to be.
I believe in you.