It's not my fault.

If you didn't want a dent in the wall you shouldn't have positioned the furniture in such a precarious manner.

You had to know I was going to use it as a ladder.

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I see my empty bowl
You know I'm gonna scream

Fool, where is my lunch
I'm a big floofy boi
And I need lots of food

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The Human is celebrating something unimportant.

What is important is that this allowed me to eat some ice cream, so it's a brilliant day for me.

Unfortunately, despite my previous airing of grievances, the bottom of the food bowl keeps appearing.

When are you going to do something about this?

The Human complained that my love is too aggressive and sharp.

It's her fault for having exposed skin, get some armour so I can love you properly.

When the Weather Cat says it's rainin'
You're going to hear him complainin'

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