HAPPY JULIET B-DAY

remember everyone! tomorrow is Bread Loaf Day, and "If Lady Capulet Had Been In Labor A Few Hours Longer Her Kid Would've Been Named Augusta" day

woohoooo

@LeslieBurns I've actually thought before about how strange it is that the President has always been expected to have children-- barely anyone childless has ever had the job.

as someone with very few fond memories of childhood... I would like to see a president whose leadership skill training did NOT include several years of "dictator-level control over people with barely any rights" but that's just me

Anyone done a limerick about it yet?
Probably.
Something like

There was a Cyberman from Nantucket
Who decided that he'd Cybertruck it
His hilarious wrecks
Got him no Cyber sex
And we'll soon see him kick the Cyber bucket.

I know this verse is probably describing two different times when Father McKenzie was working

But I like to imagine he got so carried away with darning his socks that he started embroidering a sermon onto them

If today's Internet is a vastly disappointing shadow of the hyped-up glory and magic that it once promised us, now barren, overpriced and depleted of all good things...

then the farce that Elon Musk has made of Twitter is like some even more soulless, villainous monster, concealing itself in the walls of this crumbling edifice

in other words...

let X equal the Unknown