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Antifa HR. Please submit your timesheets by Wed so we can process your SorosBux by Fri. No anarchy without the paperwork. Smash the state!
@Ianmcgecko Maybe she's trying to be supportive but doesn't know how.
For my mom, at least, a 20-minute phone call would mean her talking for about 19 minutes and 55 seconds.
@anderspuck @Free_Press Also hilarious 🎈

@Ianmcgecko Great! Extra time to masturbate!

I still feel a bit shitty from Covid, but tested neg this morning.. Roomie still testing pos. I explained to him that that's because I'm a good person and he's a bad person. I believe he's willing to accept this.

@Ianmcgecko Same complex, so not a major move, just a more of an inconvenience?
My roommate decided that his covid has given him bad taste in music which he's determined to share, so he's now sending me YouTube videos of the Swingle Singers. I don't have the energy to kill him right now.
@Ianmcgecko don't IKEA beds sometimes disassemble themselves?
@Ianmcgecko Hum. MST3K requires my full attention; can't use it as background.
If you are so inclined, please cast a healing thought this way. Roommate went to a family function he felt he couldn't get out of. Wore a mask the whole time, but among the favors that were passed out was Covid, which of course he shared with me. He feels so guilty I can't even tease him, which is a weird feeling.

@Ianmcgecko At first I thought that "yoga" was a euphemism, then got to your tax returns, and that confirmed it, I guess, although I haven't the slightest idea how.

For my own taxes, I'm going to try and get my extension in well ahead of time this year instead of waiting until the last minute.

@Ianmcgecko Once you're done, you can sleep. I don't know of any greater motivator.
@scottmstedman Well, CNN also acted unethically. They're professionals and they took advantage of her. She's just some dude dragged in off the street.
@Ianmcgecko The passengers appreciate what you did, but they don't know it, but they do.