Mastodawn

@excerpta men will literally fashion a consecrated sugar-bowl bullet instead of waiting 100 years for someone to invent therapy

Slenderwoman Sep 23

Fesshole 🧻Sep 23

Travel is high stress for me. I listen to an 8 hour recording of wolves howling, to relax me. After a horrific trip, I took off my headphone and lay down and played it on a speaker. I slept like a log but the toddler next door cried all night, worried about the monsters.

Slenderwoman Aug 3, 2025

Natasha

🇪🇺Aug 3, 2025

Gyozilla meets Jurassic Pork 🦕🥟🦖

(suddenly I'm very hungry after watching this!)

Slenderwoman Mar 26, 2025

Kim Possible

Mar 26, 2025

See, the problem with everyone sitting on their fucks, acting like they have no fucks to give, is that we have a very fuck-dependent economy. By hoarding fucks, the value of each fuck is artificially inflated, creating an unstable market for fucks. No one knows how much they're worth, and we've lowered the interest rate in fucks to near zero as it is.

Slenderwoman Mar 8, 2025

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀Mar 8, 2025

Slenderwoman Feb 22, 2025

Hey #artstodon - my wife fell in love with a painting she glimpsed online, but now can’t find it despite extensive googling. Would love to find it for her. Do you know it? Boosts much appreciated!

A woman stands alone in a train station at night. She’s viewed in profile or slightly from behind. Round lights illuminate the station, but the mood is gloomy. Lots of yellows and greens. The vibe is similar to Hopper’s Diner, but it has less sharp angles and less detail.

Any ideas?

Slenderwoman Feb 17, 2025