hello. press 1 to reach customer support, who may or may not be a native bigram model, but is most certainly useless.

alternatively, press 2 to receive 152 bytes of anime

finally, press 3 if you wish to speak to Dr. Tenma from ATOM.

my chronomail address for all fellow time-travelers is: chronovoyager@1963.22.18.15.123.14.15.162 - microwave dialup modem set to 14.4 kbps @ 250 degrees for 1 min 4G Naswar only.

if alexander abian blew up the moon, you are in the right timeline