Jim

@Deadly_Ernest
14 Followers
24 Following
36 Posts
@chest_bot open chest

Twitter: compose tweet, delete it [repeat x infinity]

Mastodon: bitch about the above

Me this morning: “come hell or high water, I will come home and do laundry this evening”

Me this evening: *is in the pub and has just got a second pint*

@Deadly_Ernest You are a hedonistic necromancer from Dimmaskog, where the boneseekers dwell.
@wizardpedia make me a wizard!

Turns out cold leftover osso bucco Milanese is actually a fine lunch.

#cooking #notcooking

PSA: you’re never too drunk to assemble flat-pack furniture
I showed it to a colleague and they don't seem to think there's anything weird about this
Just opened a PowerPoint file with a banal title and it's just one slide and someone has just put a massive picture of a crab
Related: may have eaten too much dip.