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er | he/him
profile: https://social.cologne/@dave

kommt aus der Eifel
Blaulichtgeschädigt
FF und THW

Fahrradfahrer

coming from the Eifel (in Germany)
I do blue-light-stuff (as volunteer, mainly with the german Federal Agency for Technical Relief)

and I ride my bicycle

#osm (just starting to learn, though)
#kidicalmass
#criticalmass, #cm
#THW

also: trans rights are human rights, fghtnazis (including fghtafd), linksgrünversifft, and be nice!

new follows undergo basic vibe check

Pronounshe/him, er/ihn, they/them
preferred private contactSignal (ask me in DM)
question? answer:idk (most likely. ask anyway if interested)
gender?yes, yes, something is going on there, yes.
Maybe we need to move away from "with all due respect" and embrace "without undue respect".

Some people post the weirdest, most nonsensical bullshit on here.

I would like to sincerely thank those people.

the Q
❌ can’t vote in federal elections
✅ can vote as Germany on European standards
OH: “your accent is generic Eastern European gay person”
I cooked, chat
what the actual fuck. this is misskey running on a google pixel running stock grapheneos
OMG they were roommates!
#egypt #meme #memes #humor #gay #archeology

"I yield!" the dragon cried at last.

It crawled away, leaving the way to its lair open to the knight.

"Princess!" he called out. "I've come to bring you back!"

A figure emerged from the cave, wearing an odd mix of armour parts, and carrying a pollaxe.

"Fuck you," the princess growled. "Make me!"

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Gotta admit that this runs in my head sometimes...

Artist:
https://bsky.app/profile/enginetrap.bsky.social

Update: Fremersdorf (SFF)
Sonstige Unregelmäßigkeit
Schwerer Gegenstand im Gleis. Gleis Merzig - Dillingen gesperrt.
Stand 08.00 Uhr: Betonsilo wurde beseitigt. 3 Schwellen stark beschädigt und müssen getauscht werden. Prognose weiterhin 18.00 Uhr