I got this shirt the other day and I feel like a little kid with his first Batman shirt.

#alphaville #godard #lemmycaution

My mom and I are talking about donating her car to charity since she's given up driving.

Her car is parked at my house and I lost the key.

I don't know how she managed to set up this punchline so smoothly. She's so much better at this than I am.

She stared at me like this all day yesterday.

#photo #dogsofmastodon

Luke, trying to be arty.

#photo #cat

my cat is Rather Large

#photo #catsofmastodon #dogsofmastodon