It’s amazing to me that Elmo fails to understand that if people wanted to trade dank memes with 12 year old edge lords, 4Chan would be the dominant social network

1. The suggestion that there are/were Aegis launchers in Ukraine is a lie. 2. RFK Jr is handpicked by Steve Bannon to try to cause chaos in the US electoral system. 3. Bannon’s sugar daddy is Chinese businessman Guo Wengui, who was arrested for fraud, and no one can quite figure out if he’s actually a Chinese agent

A picture of Elmo’s favorite journalist and todays star congressional witness Matt Taibbi crouching next to the horse semen pie he assaulted a New York Times journalist with

This is nothing less than a call for genocide. When these fuckers tell you who they are, believe them

My god we’ve discovered the universe’s asshole

Top Secret photo of the #balloon the US is preparing to fly over China

Looks like the poor saps on the Carter Hall (LSD-50) are on balloon wreckage patrol today. 20 knots is haulin’ ass for a gator freighter. #balloon.

“How could we have known that armed insurgents would attack so many vote counting centers?” - FBI in 2025, probably

This is not the time for testing the extreme limits of Poe’s Law, people