Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks
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It's always better to leave the toilet seat down after use than be thought of as a neanderthal.
Good evening.
Found all the bluebells...
@DankAckroyd Oh. It's you. 🤭

I've stopped snacking during the evening.

My evenings are now dull and boring.

In the latest episode of Space Karen fucks things up. He's singlehandedly increased Mastodons traffic by 4000%.
Yes, yes, I am here. 👋
I'm back.

Earlier today I was asked how I'm feeling. Said I felt fine but, in reality, I feel absolutely nothing. Life is just a repetitive lurch from waking to sleeping with no joy, no humour, no purpose.

Don't bother replying with your well meaning, helpful advice, coz I don't care.

Half leg of lamb in the air fryer. Absolute game changer. 🤤

#AirFryerWanker

After using it every night, this evening, I'll give the air fryer a rest...by having a takeaway. 😏

#AirFryerWanker