Daniel Barclay

@DanielBarclay
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(He/Him) I try to be funny while writing jokes and scripts. I mostly fail. Luckily it's a hobby, not a career.
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LOL this is not how you deal with "data scraping," this is how you deal with a catastrophic loss of system capacity.

You limit data scraping by blocking things a human user couldn't do, like access a thousand posts a minute. This is aimed directly at reducing normal activity across the whole system.

The 14 yo and I went to a candlelight vigil tonight and they spontaneously decided to join the queue of speakers. Am very very proud of them. Also, really good to see a large crowd there. #HerNameIsBrianna

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Instead of products having to boast that they're cruelty free, why not make the other products have to say that they are cruel in big letters and list why?

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“Instead of products having to boast that they're cruelty free, why not make the other products have to say that they are cruel in big letters and list why?”

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"Soon I'll be proficient enough to photoshop myself back into my family photos"

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Exciting news! My comic is coming out soon. No artist would work for me so I'm very excited to say I taught myself to use Photoshop. I just need to raise £125,000 for the first print run. It's called 'Spacegrahams'

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Glinner/status/1619507662131183618

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“Exciting news! My comic is coming out soon. No artist would work for me so I'm very excited to say I taught myself to use Photoshop. I just need to raise £125,000 for the first print run. It's called 'Spacegrahams'”

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"The 2nd thing I'm so proud of is how I mourned the Queen. Did you see me mourn? I mourned the total FUCK out of her."

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Nadhim Zahawi on Twitter

“https://t.co/qPFL6h5gn7”

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this is the greatest tv ad ever made and I’ll die on this hill

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*Itemising some food we have yet to use*

Lynsay: OK Daniel, no more buying Sweet Potatoes just because you're excited about how big they are

Me: It's HUUUGE though

Lynsay: WE DIDN'T NEED IT!

Me: ᶦᵗʷᵃˢˢᵗᶦˡˡᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍʰᵘᵍᵉᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ

A MUST read.

I've engaged with & consequently blocked that Tucker dickhead as he is one of those guys who allows his own personal bigotry & prejudice to haemorrhage into his "science" & skew it to paint the picture he wants, as opposed to an objective one. The GCs lap it up.

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An open letter (9 pages), sent to Bill Sweeny, RFU CEO, Tom Ilube, Chair of the RFU and Nigel Gillingham, RFU President.

Women's sport is not a vehicle for hate, women's rugby is better than that. 🙏 #rugbyforall 🏳️‍⚧️🏉

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/sashbambam/status/1619247207269679106

Sasha Acheson on Twitter

“An open letter (9 pages), sent to Bill Sweeny, RFU CEO, Tom Ilube, Chair of the RFU and Nigel Gillingham, RFU President. Women's sport is not a vehicle for hate, women's rugby is better than that. 🙏 #rugbyforall 🏳️‍⚧️🏉”

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1) Greedy, lying, corrupt, Tory cunt

Guide Ends!

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A very quick guide to Nadhim Zahawi https://bbc.in/3WKwz5l

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1619140993239977986

A very quick guide to Nadhim Zahawi

A simple summary of why the chairman of the Conservative Party is under pressure.

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