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Cohost was the only social media platform I've ever paid into, because being there did not feel like traversing a swamp in a Dark Souls game. There wasn't even any benefit beyond unlocking "beats" Internet time. It was still worth it to me.

Draco 4d ago

average tech thread

- Other Yoshis and Baby Yoshis? At best, the equivalent of local guides, interpreters, and PMCs. At worst the equivalent of a dog adopted by soldiers on deployment. Either way, not part of the standing military.
- Dorrie? See above.
- Plessie? See above.
- Fluzzard? See above.
- Cappy and Tiara? Residents of a different kingdom.

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Draco Mar 17

- Pauline? Mayor of a city outside of the Mushroom Kingdom.
- Professor E. Gadd? Civilian.
- F.L.U.D.D.? Okay, maybe, but we never even see it anywhere except Isle Delfino, which is not part of the Mushroom Kingdom.
- Prince Florian? Prince of a different kingdom.
- Starlo? Hasn't appeared in a mainline Mario Bros./Super Mario game.
- Birdo? Neutral at best.
- Nabbit? Mercenary at best.
- Gooigi? Honestly, no clue. Does he even count as a person?
- Lakitu Bros.? Embedded journalists.

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Draco Mar 17

I mean, like, who else is there?
- Toadsworth? Civilian.
- Daisy? Princess of a different kingdom.
- Rosalina? Also the monarch of a different kingdom.
- Baby Luma, Co-Star Luma, Lubba, and the crew of Starship Mario? Subjects of Rosalina.
- P3 and P4 from Mario Bros. Advance? Deep cut, but they're still in Brooklyn.
- Stanley? See above.
- Literally any Kong? Live in an entirely different country and neutral at best.
- Wario and Walugi? Neutral at best.

Draco Mar 17

You may wonder why Bowser is able to capture and garrison every castle, tower, and fortress between his castle and Peach's and kidnap Peach on a semi-regular basis, but it makes a lot more sense when you realize that the entire standing military of the Mushroom Kingdom consists of 13 individuals: two (2) Italian plumbers from Brooklyn, nine (9) mushroom people, one (1) small omnivorous therapod dinosaur, and Princess Peach herself.
#Mario #MarioBros #SuperMario #SuperMarioBros

Draco Mar 14

Surprised that Musk hasn't decided to roll The Boring Company and Neuralink into SpaceXXXAI.

Draco Mar 11

Luisf Mar 11

Oh hey it is so much

feral, furries that are not human enough, so yeah, digitigrade, incest, hypno, diapers

holy moly lmaoooo fucking hell
https://subscribestar.adult/prohibited_content

PROPORTIONS, CHILD CODED PROPORTIONS.

Piss is banned! PISS!!!!

Human x furry? Banned.
Incest? oh you better believe it, BANNED.

I guess armpit and scentplay is also Fucking Banned. Feet ? Oh that is degrading and humiliating, BANNED.

Draco Mar 11

Pirca Chupi Mar 11

SubscribeStar just updated all of their policies to ban pretty much everything. No ABDL content (clothing or contextual cues associated with minors), no feral content, no furry characters with nonhuman anatomy to the point of banning digitigrade legs, no hypnosis, no fictonal nonconsent, no characters that possess any childlike traits regardless of artstyle or intent, no "shock content" including wetting/messing or humiliation, no incest themes.

I've set a vacation on subscribestar, so nobody who's subscribed to me will get billed for anything, and no new subscriptions can be made. I'll keep everyone updated on what's happening, though honestly I'm not sure what to do or where to go right now.

If anyone's got any suggestions, however easy or hard it might be, I'm all ears. There's not many avenues left that I even know of.

Thank you for your understanding. Smiles go for miles.

#subscribestar #pircawriting

Draco Mar 10

When I was a kid, our next door neighbor had a pitbull. This was a problem, because said pitbull kept breaking into our backyard to get to my labrador. While it was great that my Centella had a friend, it was a hassle to get the goober back into her own backyard.