ive been forced to forward this to you, the unsuspecting victim, by circumstances beyond my control

with deepest apologies

Hey, 90s kids! Your bedroom is now in a museum!

(Prague's National Museum, if you want to make a complaint.)

in switzerland you aren't allowed to have a train with exactly 256 axles because of an integer overflow in the axle counting machine

i wish i could fix my software bugs by making it illegal to cause them