CyberRocketJessie (Valken)

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Idk.. -insert cyber stuff here-
May or may not threat hunt
May or may not partake in analysis of malware and research 
Meme master and lurker extraordinaire

Where are my #splunk contacts who can get me into a SOC tour at #splunkconf24 ? My rep never had the access to send invites out. I had a blast checking out the #Blackhat_NOC last time I was in town for a conference and would welcome the opportunity to compare. I’m also attempting persistence by just waiting to see if someone won’t show up.

Edit: I am upping the ante (it is Vegas after all). I have a fruit rollup for anyone who can get me in. #cybersecurity folks love fruit rollups right?

Me: Nah, they can’t be this dumb  
Also Me: *whispers* they are  

#infostealer #defaultsettings #cybersecurity

Whelp. .#Gootloader up to some weird SEO poisoning. Don't ask how this one was found.

RequestURL: hxxps://cbxmodulars[.]com/can-you-legally-pee-in-your-car/

Sha256: 68433d5f8d59c5817dd50b6d37004ed2ff3a3ef53c6627eb157cbe96e972c263

Zip > JS (FileName (can't make this up): canyoulegallypeeinyourcar96503.js) > Wscript fun (TECHNI~1[.]JS).

Hardcoded C2s

#cybersecurity #SEOPoisoning #mondayfunday

Met @JohnHammond at #BlackHat2023 today. Always nice to meet another person who wishes to protect the world from devastation.
   

#hackersummercamp #cybersecurity #pokemon

I’m hereeeeee.

Prepare for trouble, #BlackHat2023 

Trying to sleep after a day of #ransomware sample diff-ing.    

#cybersecurity #malwareanalysis #threathunting

Why #microsoft ???
Just… did Storm-0558 do this damage too???

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jul/05/putin-takes-on-yevgeny-prigozhin-business-empire

Me watching the Prigozhin fallout and waiting for the announcement where he is suddenly ‘unalived’:

‘He lived by the troll, he dies by the troll’: Putin takes on Prigozhin’s business empire

Kremlin appears to gain control of Wagner warlord’s troll farms as Patriot media operations shut down

The Guardian